1. foxxycleopatra:

    "i can’t figure out this problem"

    teacher: use your head

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  3. urbancatfitters:

    hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day

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  4. generally:

im fuckin dying 

    generally:

    im fuckin dying 

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  5. euo:

    How has nobody settled for me yet I’m a solid 3

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    empressranaground:

    therothwoman:

    Pixar can never top this.

    Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the best loved line from this movie comes from a character we never even got to see?

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  7. marlborodiamonds:

    sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

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  8. dogalyst:

    idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

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  9. lintott:

    no one ever likes me as much as i like them 

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  10. unclefather:

    theskeetman:

    if you have nothing good to say say it

    i hate stuart little and i don;t think he deserved 3 movies

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