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    holy-time-lord-of-gallifrey:

    Drake and Josh shaped our generation like I’m 99.99% sure that this show is the reason I’m so sarcastic.

    (via sh-i-am-reading)

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  2. andrewpauldost:

    what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

    (Source: grossr5, via loserslol)

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  3. covocal:

    the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me 

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  4. weavemunchers:

    my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it

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  5. weaselmittens:

    Blood type: $$$

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  6. startrekspeare:

    "what’s a queen without her king?" well, historically, better

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  7. neoputa:

    i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

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  8. urbancatfitters:

    I’m not “sassy” I’m irritable and sarcastic

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  9. nernesis:

    WHAT IS “FOR 20” AND WHY ARE ALL THESE RED EYED TEENAGERS TALKING ABOUT ARSON

    (via urbancatfitters)

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  10. darrynek:

    *dips your opinion in salsa and eats it*

    (Source: panerasexual, via covocal)

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